Bulbasaur in
Pokémon Detective Pikachu
(2019)
just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career
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I deeply admire Harrison Ford's unfailing commitment to taking beloved characters out with him every time he leaves a franchise
Aliko Dangote, the richest man in Africa, has been tormented by a Brazilian man named Osvaldo for the last several years.
As a noble your clothing was ruined by an orphan worker. As punishment you gave her the worst fate imaginable: chores around your mansion, plainest clothing, 3 meals a day, and schooling, which you abhorred.
the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever
“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier
“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go
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