Bulbasaur in
Pokémon Detective Pikachu
(2019)
just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career
just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career
This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand
Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions
As a noble your clothing was ruined by an orphan worker. As punishment you gave her the worst fate imaginable: chores around your mansion, plainest clothing, 3 meals a day, and schooling, which you abhorred.
the trick to a good insult is sort of talking around it and making them think so that it hits harder when they realize what you’re talking about
“you look like the minotaur” -> whatever
“you look like you have a bull’s head” -> slightly funnier
“you look like you should be imprisoned in an underground labyrinth for the safety of crete” -> there we go
Worst Case vs. Best Case Scenarios by Karina Farek.
This is a great joke, but it’s also a wonderful strategy for reducing anxiety that I learned about in therapy. If you’re ever nervous about something, just ask yourself: what’s the best thing that can happen? What’s the worst thing? What will most likely happen?
It does wonders for your nerves, really does.
It didn’t even occur to me that this comic was meant to be humorous. I just read this as an illustrated guide for the psychological exercise you’re referencing, which I’ve read about in psych essays before.